tupacabra:

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

(via crrocs)

idcau:

if u call me cute i’ll probably think about it for the next 3 years so don’t do that

(via crrocs)

how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up

(Source: m-eg, via mikaylawarren)

whatsanialler:

how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons

(via mikaylawarren)

at what age do i just magically turn hot

(Source: vanitytides, via mikaylawarren)

me: hey
in my mind: omg did i really just send that, what if i'm annoying them, i really should stop, they hate me, omg i'm so embarrassed